Yesterday afternoon in Spartanburg, South Carolina, the Pine Street Elementary School first grade class performed a reenactment of Saturday night's debate. A video of the event has gone viral. Linda Powell, the school's art teacher, said, "We are so pleased that our rendition of Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire has been watched over three million times." Jenny Reston, the school psychologist added, "This was fantastic, particularly as it gave some of our more troubled children a chance to shine." "For example, Billy Turner, the most unpopular kid in the grade, played Ted … [Read more...]
News Flash: GOP Nomination To Be Decided By Steel Cage Death Match
At a press conference this morning in Des Moines, Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus announced that the process for choosing the GOP nominee has been changed. Said Priebus, "We are canceling all of the primaries and this will all be decided at tomorrow night's steel cage elimination match." Sources say the match will follow all rules of the World Wide Wrestling Federation. He explained, "Last night was a circus. I am tired of all of this bickering between the candidates. Plus, Iowa has run out of peanuts" Priebus added, "And Donald, if … [Read more...]