In a surprising move, Donald Trump performed a Don Rickles tribute last night at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas. Trump said, “The show was amazing. I have to admit though I was concerned, particularly as Don's humor is very mild and politically correct.” The performance received decidedly mixed reviews. Jimbo Rivers a reporter for the Birmingham Alabama Tribune was thrilled, “I gave it two guns up.” Ali Tariq Shik a reporter for Al Jazeera had a different take on the performance. A clearly shaken Shik said, “Trump blew me away, and I mean literally. The lunatic … [Read more...]
News Flash: Ben Carson and Walmart To Launch Clothing Line
At a super-center store in Baltimore today, Ben Carson and Walmart’s CEO Douglas Mcmillon announced that they will be teaming up to launch the Carson "inner-city" clothing collection. The initial product will be a belt that is both knife proof and bullet proof. McMillon said, “Ben couldn't get his belt idea funded on Shark Tank so he came to us and we loved it.” Asked if Walmart is having clothing-related discussions with other politicians, McMillon said, “We are considering a Hillary Clinton rebel flag pant-suit.” This news sent retailers and politicians … [Read more...]