In what can only be described as miraculous, Max Zuckerberg, newborn daughter of Facebook's CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, held a press conference today in the maternity unit of San Francisco General Hospital. Amongst other things, Max said that she is hiring an attorney to reclaim the $45 billion that her father is giving to charity and that she is changing her name to Windows 10." Maternity ward nurse Kathryn O'Hara was at the press conference. She said, "This baby is a miracle. She walked within her first three hours, learned to speak two languages in her first day and … [Read more...]