Fresh off rave reviews for her role as "Val the Bartender" on NBC's Saturday Night Live, Hillary Clinton announced today that she is quitting politics and taking a job at Buffalo Wild Wings. Sources say that Clinton has officially changed her legal name to Val and has accepted a late night bartending position at the company's Newington New Hampshire location. Asked why this sudden change in plans, a senior Clinton official explained, "We were having zero luck getting Hillary liked as a Presidential candidate, but as a bartender her numbers are off the charts. This … [Read more...]