When asked why, Li said, “I got a call from Trump a few hours ago to place an order.”
Li continued, “I thought he was extending and olive branch and asking if he could buy a few of our new airplanes.”
“But no, he wanted four orders of chop suey, three General Tso’s chickens and twenty extra fortune cookies.”
“This was the last straw. First, Trump takes a congratulatory phone call from the Taiwanese President as if it were from David Duke, and now this. We had to retaliate.”
Later, Li’s spokesman added, “And anyone from our country knows that chop suey was invented by Chinamen doing hard labor building The US Transcontinental Railway and that a Taiwanese chef created General Tso’s chicken.”
Kellyanne Conway was asked if Trump’s food order is meant to send a new signal to China.
“Absolutely not. Donald is just continuing to feed crap to his hungry base of rust-belt supporters.”
When asked to comment on the situation, President Obama shook his head and said, “This type of mistake can cause another world war. The daily intelligence briefing clearly outlines the correct use of this type of executive order.”
He continued, “Trump has got to learn that a President only calls for Chinese on Sunday night and that the go-to dish is sweet and sour pork.”
At today’s “Thank You” rally, Connie Chung of ABC news asked Donald why he wanted all the extra fortune cookies.
After turning to the crowd and saying, “I have no idea who this person is. They all look the same. right folks?”
He added, “The fortunes are the basis of my entire foreign policy.”