Donald Trump is once again going wild on the Twittisphere but it seems he is watching The Housewives of New York City rather than the Vice Presidential Debate.
A clearly discouraged Trump spokesman did confirm that it is, in fact, Donald Trump tweeting.
“We tried everything to deny Donald access to the internet and thought we had successfully removed all routers and devices.”
The spokesman continued, “It seems though, Donald hid an iPad mini behind the gold toilet in his bathroom and has locked himself in there.”
A source close to Mr. Trump said that Donald Junior just called the Trump Tower maintenance department to come up to the penthouse and break through the bathroom door.
Juan Garcia, the night manager, did confirm that he received the call. Said Garcia, “I told Donald-ito that when his father finally pays me for 2015, I will think about it.”
Garcia continued, “And little Donald, no bounced checks this time, only cash.”
As for the Tweets themselves, here are a few examples: